Jay took the kids to a basketball game with his team. At one point, Jack decided he needed to go potty so off they went to the Men's room. I would love to have been a fly on the wall during this trip, however I typically don't frequent the Men's room in public places.
As my son and husband were standing at the urinal, Jack takes notice of his dad's... well, um... appendage and decides to say very loudly, "Daddy, you have a BIG penis! Why is your penis so BIG?".
Now, knowing Jay gets extremely embarrassed by these situations, and knowing I've been scolded by him in the past for providing our children with the clinical names to their body parts (he'd prefer we refer to it as "thingy" or "privates"), he was just mortified! And of course, there was a man next to him in the bathroom that thought it was quite funny and was laughing.