I love Target. I really, really do. However, I can't seem to escape the place without spending at least $200. I always go in for one thing and come out with way more than I need. And the dollar aisle??? Forget about it! Since I rely on Target so heavily, I don't want anything to occur that would make it uncomfortable for me to continue returning to that wonderful establishment. Yesterday we were in the checkout line
I turned to Jack, gave him my best evil eye and said quietly through clenched teeth, "Ja-ack!" Jack straightened up and to try to recover from his inappropriate comment said, "Sorry Momma...That guy's voice just isn't that interesting. It sounds like he's sleepy. He has a sleepy voice."