I'm not sure if Jack didn't believe me the first time we had this conversation, but tonight he asked me again, "Momma, your boobs are your property, right?"
"Yes." I reiterated. "They are my property."
"Yeah." Jack nodded. "You know Moms wear boob covers to stop the boobs from growing bigger, and bigger, and bigger so they don't get too huge. Boobs that are too big make you look fat, right Momma?"
I couldn't help but to laugh and just shook my head.