Last night in the hardware store:
Jack (practically yelling): MOMMA- CAN WE GET THIS???
Me: No and why are you yelling?
Jack: LOOK AT THOSE KEYS MOMMA. IS THAT COOL?
Me: Yes it is and please stop yelling. You are talking so loud.
Jack: WHICH ONE IS MINE? IS MINE THE BLUE ONE?
Me: Shhh, Jack. Seriously.
Megan: Jack, why are you talking so loud? Mom, maybe he needs to get his ears checked.
Me: Nah. He just got his ears checked at school a couple months ago and he was just fine. Isn't that right Jack?
Jack: Huh? What did you say?