Only I could do this type of damage to a pizza muffin. This should have been easy peasy.
Step 1: Toast English Muffins
Step 2: Put canned pizza sauce on toasted English Muffins
Step 3: Sprinkle with mozzarella cheese
Step 4: Put under the broiler until the cheese melts
Even a monkey should be able to do that. But alas, I give you exhibit A: The reason my family eats out, or orders in, practically every meal.