Monday, November 24, 2008

The shortest wrestling show in history

I'm not sure who had the *brilliant* idea to go ahead with a wrestling segment on Showtime with Megan but things went bad...very bad.

I gave them the cue to begin (you can hear me yell "wrestle!") and then right from the get-go, Megan was getting a good old fashioned ass whipping. 15 seconds into the wrestling match, I fired my warning shot (you can hear me all stern with them). I think Jack thought I said, "Hey that's not rough enough" instead of what I actually said, "Hey, that's too rough" because he dialed it up a notch.

22 seconds in- wrestling show canceled and peace was once more restored in our homestead.


DCD said...

HAHAHAHA! That is so going to be my house. Except Maggie, the youngest, is going to be the one kicking ass. I just know it.

Meredith said...

When all else fails, kick her in what would be her balls if she was in fact a boy.


Badass Geek said...

Dude, he could kick MY ass.

Anonymous said...

Found yo through Cii. I love your blog...and I have kids named Megan and Jack too. How funny. well those are 2 of the six. Love i if you hecked ot y blog smetime.


Ms Picket To You said...

Me and Bridget just howled over that one.

I would offer up a letter writing campaign to get the segment back on the air but I think you might be mad at me.