Me: Megan, how was school?
Me: What do you mean school? I asked you how was school.
Megan: No, you said "What is school?" and I said, "school".
Me: No, I said, "How was school?".
Megan: Um, yeah. I'm gonna go with you saying "What is school" and so I'm just gonna say, "School".
Me: So, you aren't going to tell me how school was today?
Megan: Yeah, no. I'm just going to say school and go with that.
Gah! I can only imagine what my conversations with her will be like when she's 16. I'm going to go start drinking now. Goodnight.