Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Quite possibly, the most hilarious thing Megan has said in all her 7 1/2 years on this planet.

I'm sure on some level I'm biased about my children, as all parents are. I'm sure I think my kids are cuter, smarter, and more hilarious than others do, but I suppose that is part of being a parent. I also think there comes a time as a parent when you realize that your child has grown up, has matured right before your eyes and somehow, you may have missed when that happened. Today that happened for me. Every week, Megan has her religious education class and every week we have the same routine-I pull up, I let her out, I watch her walk through the doors, and it is only then that I drive away.

Although today, I pulled up, I let her out, and I watched her trip and take a nose dive onto the ground. The papers from her folder sprawled everywhere. I gasped and waited, sure she was going to run back to the car crying. But that isn't what happened. She got up, looked at her knee for a moment, gathered her papers and headed into the building without so much as a backwards glance toward me.

An hour later, I was back at the church to pick her up and as we walked back to the car, I casually mentioned the tripping incident. "So..." I said cautiously, "You took a bit of a spill on the way into your class, huh?"

"Uh, yeah." Megan nodded.

"I thought for sure you were going to come running back to the car crying." I said.

"Really?" Megan responded. "Well I thought you were going to get out of the car and come over with a pen and write LOSER on my forehead."

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

PFFFHAHAHAHA. Oh gosh. That's just classic. Thanks for posting!

Anonymous said...

LOOOOL

Nash's Mom said...

Oh, SNAP! Priceless.

Dana's Brain said...

I'm going to be laughing at that ALL DAY!! Oh, she is quick - that was a total hoot!

Badass Geek said...

Ah, the logic of an almost-eight year-old.

Skye said...

This made my morning. :)

The Mother said...

Like we moms would laugh at our kids.

REALLY. What do they take us for?

For Myself said...

Yup - sounds like a tweener to me! And a smart funny one, too!

Carolyn...Online said...

Oh my god that is just so AWESOME. There aren't words... I really did laugh. Out loud.

Lori said...

That is too hilarious. She's always funny- but that is just too much.

claudeen said...

well she is super funny-- because she got it from JAY who is also one of the funniest people I have ever met--- that was so classic --

Ms Picket To You said...

please stop with making me feel my kids aren't as funny as yours anymore.


really.

Becca said...

Ha! I snorted!

Aimeepalooza said...

That is ha-friggen-larious. Sounds very teenager-ish too.

MammaDawg said...

Bwahahaha!! I friggin' love Megan. :D

Kari said...

Oh, that girl is going to be JUST FINE. Love it!

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